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Akpos again

 One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenlyAkpos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't jump off", John said I bet N500 that he will jump. Unfortunately for Akpos the man jumped off the bridge, Akpos accepted his fate and stretched forth the money but John didn't take it, saying "I can't take the money coz I cheated, I already saw the news this morning" but Akpos insisted and said "no you can take it, I cheated too, I also watched the news this morning, I just didn't know the guy will be stupid enough to jump again!"
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Exam Scores

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few days later, the result of their scores came out. Akpos had an E.As Akpos was going home, he saw his brother with a swollen head, limping towards him. Surprised, Akpos asked him, "What happened? Who did this to you?"Mike slowly and painfully replied, "Daddy did this to me, because I had a B in Maths."Akpos has not been found for the past two weeks now! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Emeka's WAEC result

 Papa Emeka discovered that his son had just checked his WAEC result. Papa Emeka: How was your result? Emeka: Dad, you know David nah, the guy that use to take first in the class. Papa Emeka: Enhe, i know him. Emeka: he failed his own. Papa Emeka: so, what about yours? Emeka: Shey you know Ikechukwu, the senior prefect and Chioma and Tolulope the book wizard? Papa Emeka: yes, what about them? Emeka: they all failed. Papa Emeka: den what about yours? Emeka: Ahh dad, if all those people failed, I am not a witch na, i also failed. *I pray that failure will not be in the dictionary of any hand that will type "AMEN"
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DON'T LAUGH PLEASE!!!

Japan had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a tes In US, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves NIGERIA, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen I thought I told you not to laugh? .😃😃😃.;;;;;t.gh? .😃😃😃
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make u follow me laugh...

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boat man how much it will cost them,he said $500. Akpos shouted, "No wonder Jesus decided to walk on the sea."
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